Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Computer Woes

 by Katie Hines
     As writers, we're all familiar with those oh-so-inconvenient problems with our computers. Here's a rather humorous take on some of the problems I've had!
     I’ve been having head-banging-against-the-wall computer difficulties.  When my husband unplugged my daughter’s computer (W2K Pro) to move it, he didn’t know her password was timing out and would soon be deleted by the system, and that waiting to reconnect would result in big time log-in problems.
     But the CPU’s insidious memory chuckled mercilessly as it counted down the hours, then minutes, to lock out – and when it reached “zero,” it did just that.
     Old passwords no longer worked and I entered every password, and variation thereof, I could think of.  No luck.
     An epiphany:  log on as “guest.”  Epiphany wasted.  The “guest” function was unavailable. 
     I spent two days in an eye-crossing search of the internet for a solution.  I’ve encountered BIOS, read not to mess with BIOS, and learned that passwords used in restarting the computer have nothing whatsoever to do with the Windows user names and passwords.
     Furthermore, the Windows administrator – who is God in the computer system - is missing, and I’ve learned that she hides behind strange codes and locked doors that one must have the correct computer key to enter.
     I’ve discovered NTFS and SCSI-controllers, SAM and EFS files, CMOS and PDC, and all sorts of other alphabetical gobbledygook that I thought only the military had a patent on.  Additionally, I’ve been trying to figure out what the heck the PCI bus is and if I can ride it to the solution to my problem.
     Working on my computer, I have downloaded zipped boot disk images and SCSI-drivers in order to create a bypass disk. But, the install failed and a window said the .exe file needed was not on the same path.  Huh?
     So I closed the window and doggone, there the .exe file was, staring at me from my screen.  Unfortunately, as I leaned forward, my hand hit the wrong button and, just like a naughty child, the .exe file ran away and is currently listed as “missing in action.”
     My woes didn’t end there.  During the process of downloading both programs found on the internet specifically designed to help recover lost passwords, these rebellious programs linked to mirrors that didn’t work or were so indecipherable in lingo that I hadn’t a clue what to do.
     I have punched the “help” button so many times it has popped loose from my keyboard.
     So what results did all that tedious, mind-boggling reading uncover?  It was very simple (as most computer answers are – once you know them):  W2K makes no provision for recovering lost log-in administrator and user passwords in a non-domain computer. 
     Since I couldn’t get the recovery programs to work and didn’t want to pay big bucks for non-freeware, the only option left was to do a clean install of W2K Pro, which would erase all other programs and files.
     Why the heck couldn’t I have found this out in the first ten minutes of my search?  It would have saved me the hospital expenses incurred as a result of my head-banging concussion!


  1. In this day, people know about all problems of related to computer and they are familiar with the computer, so they can easily solve out the problem and also use the internet to solve that problem.

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  2. There, shared and posted about article, one that most of us understand only too well.

  3. Katie, you have revealed a design flaw - one designed to driver users around the bend.

  4. Good old computers and the internet. I've been having problems myself - kept losing my internet connection and still can't attach and send files with Yahoo mail.

    For passwords, I write everything down in a composition book that I keep on my computer stand. I would never rely on my memory! :)

  5. Dear Katie,
    How frustrating! I don't use a password to get on my computer. I do save a list of my passwords and the link to sign on for the websites I am a member of. Norton's 360 has a program, Identity Safe software that will save your passwords in a file for you. It is encoded so others cannot read them or access them. You will figure out a plan that works for you.
    Celebrate your diligence in not giving up!
    Joan Y. Edwards